Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
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