i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
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Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
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I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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