is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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