that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
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Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
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I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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