My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
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tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
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So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
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