hotel room ftw
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Floor bacon is actually really good
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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