i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
tell your sister to shave her snatch
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
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Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
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I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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