I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
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we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
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And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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