This girl is more easily done than said...
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
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