Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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