just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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