You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
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