is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
Randomize
