I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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