What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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