This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
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