Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I faked an abortion last night.
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What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I want you more than these girls want KFC
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
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I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
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