Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
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The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
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Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I think my greatest accomplishment today was probably using a bottle opener to get the cap off my fourth drink while holding the cat WITHOUT dropping him.
Oh god, what has my life become?
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today