no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
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did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
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I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year