woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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