i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
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i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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