yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
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