she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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