I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
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