no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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