ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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