btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
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What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
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No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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