...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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