butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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