Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
then he tried to convert me to islam
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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