walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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