you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
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