Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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