these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
I need moral support for this bender
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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