How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
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I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
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Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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