wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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