I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
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