Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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