just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
Randomize
