There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
Randomize
