when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
My vagina is officially offended.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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