can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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