fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
Little spoons don't ask big questions
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
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I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
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Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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