Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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