Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
i will never coherently bang her
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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