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Don't drive home.
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
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You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
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Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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