She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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