i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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