Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
You have to summon your inner elephant
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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