sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
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My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
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IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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