lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Can you bring me the toilet please
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
he just fucked me for my cheese..
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
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