He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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