Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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