i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
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He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
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I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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