if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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