I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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