hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
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He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
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at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
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Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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