What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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