dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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